Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
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I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
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apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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