sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
I must be too annoying 4 u.
Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
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Dude I can't believe you let me go home with the wildabeast lastnight.
You always hook up with hot girls we had to know you were mortal
im going to pretend im pregnant so i can eat a lot then i will accidentally fall down the stairs
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
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Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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