so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
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Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
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he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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