do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
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Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
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I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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