JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
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He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
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I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
You sending me our unborn, unfertilized babies' names is not what I envisioned when you said you'd "drunk text me later".
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