I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
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I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
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The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
You've changed since you got that strap on
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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