She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
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We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
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That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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