He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
My unemployment check should really just be direct-deposited into the checking account of my drug dealer
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
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Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
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My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
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