We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
Randomize