google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
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I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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