He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
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to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
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Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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