Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
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We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
3pm strippers are depressing
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
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My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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