Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
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if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
I have surprise drugs for everyone
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
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Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
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