I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
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bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
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Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
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