never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
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Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
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I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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