I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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