i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
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I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
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We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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