i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
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Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
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I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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