So drunk, too bad you don't want this
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
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On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
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Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
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