Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
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Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
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I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
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