I'm lost and stupid without you.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
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He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
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i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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