im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
Randomize