Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
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MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
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You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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