With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
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What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
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If I die, sorry about rent.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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