I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
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I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
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You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
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