He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
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The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
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I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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