Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
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You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
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Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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