I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
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He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
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I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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