The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
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how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
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Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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