And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
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i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
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I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
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