but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
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Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
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Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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