I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
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What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
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We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
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