fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
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a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
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Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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