Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
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thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
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The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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