Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
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Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
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I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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