I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Taylor Swift is so right about you.
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
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Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
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It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
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