READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
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every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
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Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Is Oprah even human
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
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