too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
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When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
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I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
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