she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
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But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
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I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
Holy shit dude........stairs
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