I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
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I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
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He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
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