hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
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Well now I have my semen on her headphones
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
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Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
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