She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
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You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
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Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
to be fair i didnt know she wanted to sleep with me
WHY THE FUCK ELSE WOULD SHE DRAG A STRAIGT MAN INTO A VICTORIA'S SECRET CHANGEROOM GODDAMMIT
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