Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
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They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
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Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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