Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
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im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
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The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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