His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
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there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
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our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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