3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
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We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
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I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
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