Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
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There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
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I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
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