Nicole vs. Life
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
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i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
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I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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