I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
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And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
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I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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