Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
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Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
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Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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